File 7742-BClassified · Eyes Only
Classified
Subject Designation
Lord Bald, Sovereign of the Inverted Gaze
Known to the handler as “Bald”

Surveillance photo
Affiliation
The Order of the Twisted Neck
Threat Level
Avian. Operational security compromised.
Handler
Handler remains unaware of subject's operational capacity and continues daily provisioning without incident.
Observed Behaviors
- 01.Subject exhibits systematic head inversion technique at irregular intervals. Believed to be signal transmission or reconnaissance sweep of overhead installations. Pattern recognition algorithms inconclusive.
- 02.Produces extended vocalizations described as 'brrrrrrrakak' at high decibel levels. Consistent with distress signaling or coded communication with external operatives. Frequency suggests coordination capability.
- 03.Subject demonstrates acute aversion to corn-based materials. Refusal suggests either deep-cover identity protection or allergic reaction weaponization. Recommend classifying as potential vector.
Known Weaknesses
Corn kernels. The Sudden Loud Noise. Direct eye contact.
Current Assignment
Continuous yard surveillance. Coop perimeter monitoring. Behavioral intelligence gathering. Objective remains classified.
Analyst: [REDACTED]
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